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Sample tracks from "Anger is a Gift" CD

listed below are the tracks from the: "Jim Florentine LIVE TONIGHT " Titles in blue are the selected 90 second ".wav" samples
Drinking / Safety Crank Yankers Why Do Things Together Drama Queen Picky Eater I Just Want to Watch the Game Nice Girl in Church	Gay Bar Good Friend Dry Hump Sell Your Other Stuff No Happy Ending with My Jokes Tossed Salads / Latino Chicks Hidden Camera Pranks

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Meet the Creeps Volume 2 DVD clips

All You Can Eat Buffet

Track List

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Watch as Jim, Don & Tom invade an all you can eat buffet to see just how much the restaurant lets them devour.

Chapter1 ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET
Chapter2 GAY PICTURES
Chapter3 PEEP BOTHS
Chapter4 GERBIL
Chapter5 CRUSING (LUGGAGE)
Chapter6 PLAY BALL!
Chapter7 VALET PARKING
Chapter8 VALET PARKING (BIKE)
Chapter9 GAY AUTOGRAPHS
Chapter10 RETARD AND THE ASSHOLE
(PASSPORT PHOTO)
Chapter11 MTC: THE SITCOM
Chapter12 STINKBOMBS
Chapter13 VALET PARKING (STROLLER)
Chapter14 PORTO-JOHN
Chapter15 CRUSING (VITAMIN SHOP)
Chapter16 COCKBLOCKER
Chapter17 DOG SHIT
Chapter18 VEGAS WEDDING
Chapter19 RETARD AND THE ASSHOLE
(CANDY SHOP)
Chapter20 ABORTION CLINIC
- BONUS MATERIAL -
HOT CHOCOLATE
NUISANCE
ZAKK WYLDE: HOW TO TAKE GAY PICTURES
MTC: THE SITCOM (NO LAUGH TRACK)
CRUSING (LIQUOR STORE)

Meet the Creeps DVD clips

Urban Fishing

Sniffing Panties

QuickTime (high quality)
56k(2.8mb)	Cable/DSL(9.9mb)
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56k(1mb)	Cable/DSL(2.8mb)

Watch as Jim, Don & KC decide to take off and go on a fishing trip, in Downtown Manhattan. Their day of relaxation raises everyone's blood pressure as well as a few eyebrows. The Hidden Camera captures the hilarious action.

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56k(1.5mb)

Cable/DSL(5.4mb)

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56k(600kb)

Cable/DSL(3.3mb)

Jim, Don & KC stalk a local lingerie store to look for some panties. The situation quickly goes sour when they discover the "used" sale bin of panties. Watch what happens.

Anna Lexington

Track List

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56k(117kb)	Cable/DSL(1.6mb)
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56k(92kb)	Cable/DSL(563mb)

Watch Anna almost pop out of her top. If a cute blonde soaked in baby oil doesn't get your heart pumping, then you must be gay.

Chapter1 URBAN FISHING
Chapter2 APARTMENT HUNTING
Chapter3 FLOWERS
Chapter4 PEPPER
Chapter5 DRINKING & DRIVING
Chapter6 PORNO MAGAZINES
Chapter7 BROTHERS
Chapter8 UPPER DECKER
Chapter9 SNIFFING PANTIES
Chapter10 BROKEN BOTTLE
Chapter11 SHOPPING SEIGE
Chapter12 CAR FART
Chapter13 OPEN CART
Chapter14 AUTISTIC
Chapter15 FAT WATCHERS
Chapter16 BUNNY BARRAGE
Chapter17 YOU DROPPED SOMETHING
Chapter18 BEERS, BONGS, BURPS
Chapter19 HORNEY PRIESTS
Chapter20 CONFESSIONAL

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Sample tracks from "Jim Florentine LIVE" CD

listed below are the tracks from the: "Jim Florentine LIVE: Get the Kids Out of the Room" Titles in blue are the selected 90 second ".wav" samples
Drugs/Crank Yankers Super Bowl Half Time Show Deep Voice/Marriage Fat Tax Being a Comedian Small Talk Phone Call from My Ex Awful Music at Weddings	Pulling Pranks Special Ed Playing Soccer Gay/My Time as an Alter BoyWinter / SUVMother's Day Dedications My Broad

Sample tracks from "Terrorizing Telemarketers 4"

listed below are the tracks from the: TERRORIZING TELEMARKETERS 4 Titles in blue are the selected 90 second ".wav" samples
No No Still on the Phone Pizza Pie Enema Senile Motel Room Shotgun Epiloge Prison Rape	New Years Eve Dead Wife Contradiction I Could Check Je, Je, Je Hearing Things Driven Insane Running Out of Time Jimmy Lachman Bonus track: Special Ed goes to the Movies

Sample tracks from "Terrorizing Telemarketers 3"

listed below are the tracks from the: "TERRORIZING TELEMARKETERS 3" Titles in blue are the selected 90 second ".wav" samples
Retard (I Got Mail) Horny Priests Turds Write it Down Grandpa Has Some Lunch Brothers No Walls Sweetcheeks	Wyoming Old Bag Retard (cell phone) Pimp No Headache Ridiculous Sir Obituary

Sample tracks from "Terrorizing Telemarketers 2"

listed below are the tracks from the: "TERRORIZING TELEMARKETERS 2" Titles in blue are the selected 90 second ".wav" samples
Threesome Getting Off Bitch Under the Boardwalk Going Postal Retard (Lemonade Stand)	Jailbait (dating service) The Fight No Flow Mr. James Grandpa takes a bath Epilogue Broken Record

Sample tracks from "Terrorizing Telemarketers"

listed below are the tracks from the: "TERRORIZING TELEMARKETERS" Titles in blue are the selected 90 second ".wav" samples * indicates NEW TRACK
Dump Robbed Vacuum Dog Died Cancer Retard (5 cents)* Deaf Intro Deaf Chewing	Road Rage Out Cold Plane Crash Eye Sight Gone Retard (Radio) Chewing & Burping Annoying Long Distance No Arms * No Son More Cancer

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